I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
People with herpes should wear stickers.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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