How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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