It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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