You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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