u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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