lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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