You surviving the open bar?
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The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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