these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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