just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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