Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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