The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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