That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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