he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Randomize
