Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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