Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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