Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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