Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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