It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
if i died would you start the facebook group?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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