I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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