We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
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