Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You just made me feel so damn special
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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