"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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