Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Don't make out with my wife yet
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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