..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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