i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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