How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
She told me I should be a condom model.
There r osticjed everywhere
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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