so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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