just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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