she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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