If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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