I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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