That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Randomize