i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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