You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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