you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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