The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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