apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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