they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Randomize
