People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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