I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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