so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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