Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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