I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
It was confusing and full of hummus
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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