If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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