It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Randomize
