No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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