Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Naked. naked and bneed help.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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