That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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