I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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