I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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