So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Hippo gnu deer
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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