this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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