Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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